The Locker Room: Heaven on Earth

Whether rusty or plush,  there are
few places on earth that compare
to locker rooms.  The towel snapping,
the insults,  the camaraderie,  and the
showers.  Yea,  them locker rooms are
weird.  We're building one here.  We
got tunes,  vids,  tips,  chalk talk
(Sector7),  TribeNet,  etc.  Enjoy.  
The Road Trip to the Hall of Fame
Gatekeepers
Horsemen
Keymasters
Swordsmen
Now that you've mastered the fundamentals
of the game and are in fabulous physical
shape, it's probably time to release your
beast. So, if you're ready to spend some
time in the Zone,  and Ride the 85, then
check out Sector7.
The Pit Stop to Glory

TribeNet: Teams are Eternal









The links below have been set up
to capture the Tales. Because Legends,
and Facebook, are forever.
Road Trips Require  Entertainment
IL.com Blogs
Scores/Rankings
Hit  Music Vids
Weekly Howler
Chatfests
Yahoo Music
Weekly Howler
Missed the Exit?
IL.com LaxTV
Down 13-0 at halftime?
Feeling Primal?
A Checklist:
Summer
Anse Source d'Argent, Seychelles
Biarritz Beach, France
Cape May, N.J.
Cannon Beach, Ore.
Carmel, Calif.
East Hampton, N.Y.
El Matador, Calif.
Honaunau Bay, Hawaii
Kapalua, Hawaii
Kuta Bali, Indonesia
Manele Bay, Hawaii
Matira Beach, Bora Bora
Mauna Kea, Hawaii
Moshup Beach, Mass.
Nantucket Island, Mass.
Newquay, United Kingdom
Ofu Beach, American Samoa
Poipu Beach, Hawaii
Provincetown, Mass.
Seignosse, France
Shi Shi Beach, Wash.
Southampton, N.Y.
St. Tropez, France
Waikiki, Hawaii
Wailea, Hawaii
Fall
Bottom Bay, Barbados
Cannon Beach, Ore.
Clifton Beach, South Africa
Coronado Beach, Calif.
Duck, N.C.
Fraser Island, Australia
Grand Cul-de-Sac, St. Bart's
Hermosa Beach, Calif.
Hilton Head, S.C.
Kiawah Island, S.C.
Kuta Bali, Indonesia
Laguna Beach, Calif.
Matira Beach, Bora Bora
Myrtle Beach, S.C.
Newport Beach, Calif.
Ocracoke Island, N.C.
Ofu Beach, American Samoa
Paradise Island, Bahamas
Santa Barbara, Calif.
St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands
St. Tropez, France
Surfers Paradise, Australia
Trunk Bay, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands
Venice Beach, Calif.
Winter
Cancun, Mexico
Copacabana, Brazil
Datai Beach, Langkawi, Malaysia
Ipanema, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Koh Phangan, Thailand
Maroma Beach, Mexico
Matira Beach, Bora Bora
Natadola Beach, Fiji
Patong Beach, Phuket Island, Thailand
Pernambuco, Brazil
Phi Phi Island, Langkawi, Thailand
Pink Sands Beach, Bahamas
Spring (March, April, May)
Clifton Beach, South Africa
Crete, Greece
Culebra Island, Puerto Rico
Folegandros, Greece
Larvotto Beach, Monaco
Little Palm Islandm, Fla.
The Maldives Islands
Matira Beach, Bora Bora
Mykonos Island, Greece
Negril, Jamaica
Ofu Beach, American Samoa
Palm Beach, Fla.
Panama City Beach, Fla.
Siesta Key, Fla.
South Beach, Fla.
South Padre Island, Texas
Tenerife, Canary Islands
The Baths, British Virgin Islands
Vieques, Puerto Rico
Pot-o-gold!
Poor Lass!
Facebook
Snow Reports
North-South Game Highlights from InsideLacrosse.com
Lax for Life
Snow Reports
Snow Reports
Manbearpig Lives!
Good News!
Home Base
Shown the $
Impressacoach.com
Outdoor Nutbags
Indoor Nutbags
The Legends
In the Tao of Physics,  Fritjof Capra
describes the joy of skiing as being as
close to that sense of a Buddhist monk's
enlightenment as the rest of us are going
to get. So here's another checklist.  
Darien V Ridgefield Highlights from InsideLacrosse.com
Optimus Barbarus Thought  of the Week
On teams:  The team, as embodied by a group of folk
pursuing an athletic goal, winning, for example, is one
of the greatest organizational formats ever invented.  
If you are on a team, or were on a team, or will be on
a team, you might as well count your lucky stars. Or
simply rejoice in the facts. Because it does not get
much better than that.  Enjoy, Optimus
Booth Jockeys
US Lax Tips
LaxTips Lax Tips
Kudda Lax Vids
Kudda Lax Vids
Towel's Snap at 823 MPH!
“Two years ago we’d lose 10-5, and our
opponent's parents would ask,  ‘What’s
'Doc's' stand for, Department of
Corrections?... Haha,’ ” says Rob Littell, a
Doc's NYC Lacrosse coach. “Now we're
winning 10-5, and the Department of
Corrections doesn't come up anymore.   
(From
NY Family Sports- The City Game)

Doc's NYC Lacrosse
A HEADstrong kind of Team
Click for Vids
1. The Lax Community is one that will
man any and all ramparts, at any time,
anywhere,  if needed to defend our
sisters, mothers, daughters and friends
from being exploited.  
2. This is a funny song.
Field Testing indicates that the S7 provides a major competitive advantage in the crease area for offensive
players. The increased spatial range within which ground balls are made available provides for  significantly
increased close-in shooting opportunities.   For D-polers, the patent pending elongated, round edged,  flat
scoop is notable for the elongated part.  From the side, please note that the the last several inches of the
scoop are shaped much like a hand's fingers as if the hand is about to dig something out.   It's for you to
determine though,  as we ourselves can only suggest that you 'don't believe the hype.'   
One Week Pole Contest
Austin V. wins the Pole!~  

The Tribe called 7 will be hosting a
Tent at the upcoming Face-Off
Classic in Baltimore on March 6,  If
any of y'all would like to help us  
with this, please e-mail
optimus@tribe7lax.com